Raise your hand if you have watched so much British television that is has actually changed your speech patterns.
I’ve not the slightest idea how you’ve come round to that idea.
Exactly. I haven’t the foggiest idea of how you’ve come to that conclusion.
What in the bloody hell are you blabbering on bout you twat?
Behold, people that have never been within 50 feet of anyone even remotely British.
18th April 3:37 AM
This view is the only thing keeping me same right now #nofilter #eigg #highlands
17th April 9:38 PM
New favorite film genre: Scarlett Johansson destroying people.
17th April 6:58 PM
I forgot what I sent you
17th April 6:42 PM
How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
17th April 6:41 PM
My pillow isn’t as comfortable as your chest.
17th April 6:35 PM
if im on tumblr more than usual that means i have a lot of stuff i need to be doing and im trying to avoid doing it
17th April 11:58 AM